Comments from Louis Cannon

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2010-07-02 23:36:42 spider man the beginning It is literally beyond human comprehension how truly stultifying this drivel is. Third grade essays written on big lined paper with crayon are more captivating that what you have tried to "write". I use the word "write" very advisedly. It is obvious that you haven't passed second grade English, as second graders would be able to proof read for YOU.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. I'm glad to see that you're not letting your "education" get in the way of your ignorance. Scratch that. Ignorance can be cured with education. What you exhibit is supreme stupidity.
2010-07-02 23:47:29 the restaurant Have you even learned what those funny characters on top of your key caps are? It certainly doesn't look like it from what you have pounded out. Is this really just an excerpt from an exercise of an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of computers? Even that would be more coherent than your incomprehensible keyboard pounding.

You really should go sue your second grade teacher for passing you on to the third grade. From the looks of it, you probably won't get passed on out of the third. What happened? Did you get sent to recess when everyone else was studying language usage?

Look up the Bell curve, then look at the far bottom left side. That's where you are. You obviously won't be able to climb the hill to get up to being a moron. If manure were music, you'd be brass band.