Comments from ZondarTheBear

Date Story title Comment
2013-02-16 12:17:25 Google Dictionary: Prologue: a preliminary discourse; a preface or introductory part of a discourse, poem, or novel.

Some authors use a prologue to begin a story, I use it to tease the reader with a snippet from the story. Either way is fine.

You are clearly in possession of an angry heart and a small mind. I hope that when you finally end your miserable existence, you do so in a way that leaves as small a mess to clean up as possible, because its only polite.

And thank you for the spelling lesson, my world is ever so much better. (In case you didn't get it, that was sarcasm.)
2013-02-17 01:34:58 So, let's see here. If you say something stupid once and get told that you should die a stupid death in your mother's basement, the obvious thing to do is repeat yourself two more times.

Yeah, that's going to get people to listen to you. Moron.


Anonymous reader 18:17:56...if you want to tell a world class writer that he should stop writing, then you might want to work on speaking English. I can read a three hundred page book in twenty minutes, and it took me three to understand what the fuck you were trying to say with your garbled 'review' of my work.

You have an obvious defect in your frontal lobe, you might want to get that checked out by a professional


21:34:55...Thank you for your kind words. You don't have to worry, I am virtually immune to the mouth-diarrhea of trolls and morons; I could no sooner stop writing than I could stop breathing. Keep an eye out for part two coming soon.
2013-02-17 22:01:45 Oh, no! A random troll on the internet, who hasn't got the sack to identify itself, has said mean things about a story that I wrote.

Whatever shall I do? :eyeroll:
2013-02-17 22:19:41 Anonymous reader 01:15:30

I'm not sure where it reads that I should suffer fools and trolls gladly. My view is simple: if you're polite, I'll be polite back, if you're an asshole, I will treat you as such.

At no point did I threaten anyone's life, I simply pointed out that trolls tend to exist in nasty, horrible worlds, and they might be much happier if they simply chose to end it all.

As for their nasty words 'effecting' me; my world was nice before they choose to vomit their words in my direction, and it is nice now, ergo, no effect. I choose to respond to their words because being mean to someone who has done nothing except try to entertain others, should not go unanswered. They choose to shit in my soup; I choose to shit in theirs.

All that being said, thank you for saying that I am a good writer. As for improving my abilities; letting shit-heads attack me without responding will not make me better writer, but using my words to amuse myself at their expense will.
2013-02-17 22:24:51 Why the fuck does this thing keep posting my comments twice? It make me look like an asshole if I make fun of some corn-hole who waits thirty minutes before repeating himself three times and then my comments show up twice! *Auuug*

I'd rather look like an asshole, because I AM an asshole, not because the computer wants me to look like one.