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TRUE STORY!!!!!
One day, two lesbians were sitting on a couch comparing panties. These were not the kind of lesbians you would see in Playboy and Penthouse. These lesbians were fat atheist communist lesbians. One of them had a little moustache and a couple of scraggly chin hairs.

“My pinkish panties are actually a color called “bloom” and are a plus size modern thong design with hi-cut legs and a flat curved waistband for comfort. They’re stretch lace, silky, semi-sheer and have a really low five and a half inch rise.” Said Debra spreading her unshaven legs “They’re so comfy!”

“Oh my, those are so cute on you!” said Mindy as she lustfully stared at Debra’s pinkish panties which were actually a color called “bloom” and were a plus size modern thong design with hi-cut legs and a flat curved waistband for comfort. Mindy marveled at the really low five and a half inch rise and the stretch lace, silky, semi-sheer pinkish panties which were actually a color called “bloom” and were a plus size modern thong design with hi-cut legs and a flat curved waistband for comfort.

“My whitish sheer stretch lace panties are actually a color called white and are what I would consider a moderate coverage bikini panty.” Continued Mindy, spreading her unshaven legs and sexily twisting at her scraggly chin hairs “They have a scalloped lace trim at the waistband, and a really low six inch rise.”

“Oh those whitish sheer stretch lace panties that are actually a color called white and are what you would consider a moderate coverage bikini panty with scalloped lace trim at the waistband and a really low six inch rise really look sexy on you.” Said Debra gazing at the whitish sheer stretch lace panties with scalloped lace trim at the waistband. “Perhaps we should lez out a bit and rub our crotches together scissor style before I get my period.”

“That would be marvelous!” said Mindy “I’m going to get my period soon too. You could rub the crotch of your lace, silky, semi-sheer pinkish panties against the crotch of my whitish sheer stretch lace panties. What romance!!!”

“From each according to her ability and to each according to her need, comrade!” responded Debra.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Debra got up and answered the door. It was a thin attractive blond woman in a white mini skirt holding a space helmet.

“Hi” said the woman in the white mini skirt holding a space helmet. “I’m Vlatosh Vlikrz. I am a lesbo vampire form space. Outer space.

“Who’s at the door?” Inquired Mindy

“A thin attractive blond woman in a white mini skirt holding a space helmet. She says her name is Vlatosh Vlikrz and that she is a lesbo vampire from space. Outer space.” Replied Debra. “She looks really cute in her white mini skirt. It makes me want to maw at her musky outer space maw.”

“Is that skirt 90% polyester, 10% spandex with stretch contouring fabrication?” asked Debra

“Yes” said Vlatosh Vlikrz “This mini skirt might seem to some to be outrageously short. It has a knotted waist that’s made for the bold and sexy. Its hand washable and it dries safely on the low setting.”

“I love your top too. Is that a blue cropped halter you’re wearing on top?” asked Debra

“Actually, it’s a bluish color called lilac. It’s kind of a light purple.” Replied Vlatosh Vlikrz, “It has stretch contouring fabrication as well. It’s open mid back, 92% polyester 8% spandex. And it’s got a cropped v-neck with a cabbage edge hem in ribbed stretch fabrication. Very short and one size fits most.”

“That’s really nice.” Said Debra. “I’m going to get my period soon, so my partner Mindy and I were going to lez out by rubbing the crotches of out panties together. My pinkish panties are actually a color called “bloom” and are a plus size modern thong design with hi-cut legs and a flat curved waistband for comfort. They’re stretch lace, silky, semi-sheer and have a really low five and a half inch rise. My partner Mindy is wearing whitish sheer stretch lace panties that are actually a color called white and are what she would consider a moderate coverage bikini panty. They have a scalloped lace trim at the waistband, and a really low six inch rise.”

By now, Mindy had gotten up and come to the door.


“Oh my goodness, you are cute as a button in your outrageously short mini skirt! Its knotted waist screams bold and sexy.” Said Mindy, “Your lilac cropped v-neck halter with the open mid back and cabbage edge hem in ribbed stretch fabrication is really darling on you.”

“Oh thanks” said Vlatosh Vlikrz

“Please don’t think me rude for asking, but can I see your lesbo vampire from space fangs?” asked Mindy

“Oh, I don’t have fangs. You are referring to the vampires of earthly legends. I’m a lesbo vampire from space. Outer space.” Said Vlatosh Vlikrz. “I could smell Debra’s and your menses ripening. I would like to clamp myself to your gashes and feast on your red tide. It would be more than surfing the crimson tide. I’d suck your drip. I wouldn’t stop even if you vablarted. A vablart is a vaginal blood fart. It’s like a huge queef when Auntie Flow is in town.”

“No thanks. I think we’ll just lez out by rubbing the crotches of out panties together.” Said Debra. “My pinkish panties are actually a color called “bloom” and are a plus size modern thong design with hi-cut legs and a flat curved waistband for comfort. They’re stretch lace, silky, semi-sheer and have a really low five and a half inch rise. My partner Mindy is wearing whitish sheer stretch lace panties are actually a color called white and are what she would consider a moderate coverage bikini panty. They have a scalloped lace trim at the waistband, and a really low six inch rise.”

Debra shut the door. The lesbo vampire from outer space left and went Quimby Iowa.

When Debra was 76 she had a chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and garlic bread a 50’s style diner and fell face first in her plate of leftover mashed potatoes and country style gravy DEAD.

Mindy died in her sleep when she was 93.


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27 comments

mclm1Report 

2022-05-24 04:58:17
This is fucking hilarious! Absurd, but hilarious.
Glad to see you writing and not taking yourself seriously.

anonymous readerReport 

2013-04-24 22:41:11
Hey Debra,Ha you totally nalied it; what a great post. Isn't this how we met too Yes, it's hard to put a $ sign on how much exactly you make each year with social media. I usually give examples in my workshops of how social media and connecting with others on platforms such as LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter, etc. has worked for me. Quick example: Because of a tweet I sent out about a conference I was starting to organize, a person from Twitter tweeted back to me and asked if they could present at the conference. Because of having Twitter present at the conference, registrations went through the roof and we also attracted LinkedIn and other high profile Silicon Valley tech companies to be part of the company. We ended up with nearly 50% more registration than we expected. I'm really excited to meet you face-to-face in Wednesday's Boulder SEO & Social Media workshop and would love for you to share some thoughts on this topic with the attendees Cheers,ChrisChris Raulf recently posted..

anonymous readerReport 

2012-08-12 15:12:00
HAHAHAHAHAH I was laughing the whole time man.
Even if it was bad this sh*t was funny as fk. *props to you*

anonymous readerReport 

2011-07-31 01:58:13
Seriously. Fuck you. That is all I can say about this story. Never write again and take this sack of suit down.

anonymous readerReport 

2011-07-25 04:53:28
How was this erotic? They turned down pussy sucking! And the description was so overly retarded! "I love your white panties with the six inch waist!" " I love your pink cotton thong plus size panties that are called bloom!" this story should be burned. It sucked the fat lezbOs chin hairs

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