One day, a southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican named Larry was looking to have some gay anonymous sex, so he decided to go to the airport and cruise for sex in the public restrooms.
Larry was super horny for man love because he had abstained from his desires for the last 3 weeks. He had to have sex with his fat malodorous self-centered prissy loudmouth dishwater blond southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican wife a couple of times to get her off his back, but she had the monthlies, was on the rag ragulating, her aunt flow was in town, and she was menstruating, so he was pretty sure she wouldn’t demand sex from him.
“You know” said Larry to himself, “I really like getting a slow sensual reach around when I’m taking it up the turd cutter. I really like to suck shlong too. Man sap is so salty good. So yummers…so delish! I hope I meet a real man who makes me feel like the filthy cum dumpster slut I am.”
Larry decided to stop at the local park before going to the airport. He walked into the men’s bathroom at the far end of the park and saw a large black man drying his hands. Larry decided to offer the large black man $20 and a blowjob. Larry figured if the black man was a police officer, he could say that he was frightened and intimidated by the large black man in the restroom so he offered the frightening intimidating large black man $20 and a blowjob to lighten up the situation.
Larry approached the black man.
“’Yo! Sup bro? Let’s go by da bridge. It’s quiet over there.” Said Larry in his best rap dialect, “I’ll give you 20 dollas and I’ll suck on yo’ afro shlong ‘til you be squirtin’ warm jets of yo’ negro spunk down my honky cracker throat.”
The black man followed Larry to the bridge. Larry knew that if the black man voted, he probably voted democratic and was a shiftless lazy and dangerous man, but that made Larry even more excited. He wanted to slurp on the democratic shiftless lazy and dangerous black man’s knob like it was a huge black kielbasa sausage.
Larry and the black man came to a dark area of trees near the bridge. Larry forgot about his southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican values, handed the black man $20 and dropped to his knees.
“Yo whip out the chode an’ lemme do my stuff” said Larry.
The black man unzipped and showed Larry his package in his cotton-stretch red cotton boxer briefs with profile-enhancing pouch, crotch gusset for ease of movement and single layer, non-functional fly pouch with elastic edging for extra lift.
“Oh my gosh golly goodness” said Larry, “while your cotton-stretch red cotton boxer briefs are low rise for today’s low-rider fashion, they are also styled for a fitted look that enhances your profile by contouring and lifting your package. It looks delish!”
The black man pulled his penis out over the supreme comfort woven cotton blend knit waistband of his cotton-stretch red cotton boxer briefs with profile-enhancing pouch and proffered his it to Larry.
“Oh my gosh golly goodness” said Larry “The head of your wiener looks like a big black shitake mushroom!”
The black man’s penis was so big that the southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican could only get the big black shitake mushroom looking penis head into his god fearing mouth. Larry licked the black man’s piss slit and sucked on his afro shlong. He slurped and sucked on the black man’s stiff shwantz. Larry grabbed the black man’s’ shaft near his balls and squeezed as he eased some of the democratic shiftless lazy and dangerous black man’s prick out of his mouth until only the top part of the big black shitake mushroom head remained in Larry’s mouth.
Larry gave the black man a super helmet scrub, licking furiously at his piss slit. Larry looked up at the black man as he positioned himself carefully and slowly swallowed the black man’s 11 inches of man sausage until his lips were resting on his afro pubs. Larry looked like he had a moustache.
Soon, the black man squirted several warm jets of his warm negro spunk down Larry’s honky cracker throat.
“Oh that was so frickin’ yummers!” moaned Larry. “Yo! I would so like to toss your salad and teabag you.”
The black man turned around and bent over. Larry stuck his warm wet southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican tongue up the black man’s crusty bung hole. Larry then sucked the democratic shiftless lazy and dangerous black man’s balls into his southern Baptist born again family values pro-Bush anti-gay neo-con republican mouth and licked and sucked on them. Larry continued in this vein for about 30 minutes, cleaning the crust off the black man’s bung hole.
“That was delish, and so romantic bro.” said Larry. “I’ll check you later. I have to go to the airport.
Larry started walking out of the park. He was planning on hailing a taxi and heading out to the airport. Larry thought about how when he was a lad he had wanted to have his own air plane and be a pilot. That dream ended when Larry was about 12 years old. It was then that Larry realized he wanted to suck black men’s penis’s while tickling their nut sacks until they filled his mouth with their hot afro negro sperm.