And so it came to pass that one day some fat whore with a big brown goiter on her neck named Marcy started talking all King Jamesish like she was in Old Testament times.
“Verily I sayeth unto thee, he was a man whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Marcy said (Ezekiel 23:20)
Marcy was talking on the phone to her friend Deb.
“Donkey dong and boo-koo baby batter!” replied an excited Deb, “He sounds like a real dreamboat, Marcy; a total keeper! Don’t let him go. What I would do is eat nothing but corn on the cob and cottage cheese for three days. Eat that roll I gave you too.” offered Deb, “Then get some good wine, and invite him over. Give him a glass bowl, have him lay down and hold the glass bowl over his head. Then squat right over him so he can see and evacuate your bowels into the glass bowl he is holding over his head for you.”
Marcy thought about Deb’s suggestion. “Perhaps, but why tempt ye me, for my loins are filled with a loathsome disease.” (Psalm 38:7)
“Oh come on Marcy,” Said Deb, “You can poop in a bowl for him. It’s so romantic. He can’t get your cooties. He’ll love it! He’ll think about it when he’s slappin’ the hog years from now!”
“Yes” replied Marcy, “I shall fill my bowels with this roll you have give me. (Ezekiel 3:3) Then I shall eat of the corn and the cheese that is cottage and on the third day I shall squat and pinch a loaf of my precious body. Take; eat for this is my body.”
“That’s the idea!” said Deb. “Your dookie may still contain a large amount of energy – up to 50% of the original food! Sometimes I removed the shower head from my shower, defecated into it, then replace poop filled shower head so me and my man Ricky can have a fecal shower. Ricky really loves fecalatio too. That’s when I suck his chubster while he’s having an explosive bowel movement. Sometimes the splash from the poop hitting the water splatters my face. It’s so romantic.”
“Verily” replied Marcy
“Then, you can pick all the corn out of the stool and put the kernels in a bowl.” Offered Deb, “Have him shoot a load of sploogy sperm sauce or two on it; What you have then is some fine southern style cream corn!”
“Verily I say unto you, that of which thou spate sounds yummers delish!” replied Marcy
“You know Marcy,” started a hesitant Deb, “You really should get that goiter on your neck looked at. It looks like a large meatball I would make by combining 1 pound of ground beef, 1/2 pound of ground lean pork,1/2 pound of ground veal,1 cup of Italian bread crumbs, 2 eggs, 4 cloves of chopped garlic, 2 teaspoons of oregano, 1 teaspoons of basil,1/2 teaspoons of rosemary, and 1/2 cup of chopped fresh parsley, mixing all the ingredients well and forming a huge meatball then frying it in a small amount of fat until it’s brown.”
Soon, it was winter and a north wind blew blusters of cold January air through thicket thistle and thong. Marcy with the goiter on her neck that resembled a large meatball created a sleek and smooth look with her low cut 90% nylon 10% spandex stretch support machine washable crusty lace knit fuschia thong.
“Verily I sayeth unto thee” said Marcy, “And Abraham was 99 years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, (Genesis 17:24) and that warms my tampon socket right through my sleek and smooth looking low cut 90% nylon 10% spandex stretch support machine washable crusty lace knit fuschia thong. Praise Jesus!”
Later Marcy downed a tab of LSD-25 and decided to play the trombone in a top hat. Sixty three guys stopped by and Marcy put down the trombone. The men unzipped their respective trousers and yanked on their groin sausages.
Besides the top hat, Marcy had on a little red mini skirt and her sleek and smooth looking low cut 90% nylon 10% spandex stretch support machine washable crusty lace knit fuschia thong. The 1st guy made his way towards Marcy as she knelt down on the mat opened her mouth wide and stuck her tongue out. He managed to shoot his 1st stream of squirt with such force that there was a wet audible “plop” as it hit the roof of Marcy’s mouth and she gagged slightly. About three more steady streams of squirt shot into her gaping yapper before the force of the stream quickly subsided. Marcy sucked the dick into her mouth and cleaned it off. Two more guys stepped up on each side of her and shot their spunky seed into her wide waiting mouth. After cleaning both dicks off, Marcy was busy again as three more men shot their loads of fresh baby batter directly onto her tongue. Marcy let the nut pearl slip down her tongue and collect. Four more men scurried up and came into Marcy’s mouth before she swallowed and smiled.
This all happened in about three minutes. In those three minutes, Marcy swallowed more man spunk than many Christian women will swallow in a lifetime. The pace slackened a bit and Marcy was able to spend a little time slurping each shlong into her mouth and sucking out the last bit of spunk As each spent man backed away from Marcy, another guy stepped up to replace him. This went on for about 25 minutes before Marcy caught an extra huge milky squirt squirt of hot spunky semen on the wrong part of her tonsil and heaved up a generous glop of half digested sperm onto the upper part of her now exposed breasts. Smiling, she quickly scooped up the spermy puke and managed to get most of it into her mouth and gulp it down with a nauseous grimace. A chubby man with body odor and a very short and stubby penis scurried up and shot an impressive stream of fresh hot semen into her waiting mouth. The sound of the squirt hitting her tongue was loud enough to make her and a couple of the guys laugh. Two other guys quickly made their way up and took their positions. Marcy caught the 1st guys load and it splashed into the previous loads she was saving in her mouth. She managed to suck the still squirting dick head into her mouth without swallowing. She cleaned the excess sperm off her face with her fingers, shoving it into her mouth. The next guy stepped up and let loose a stream of nut cream into her quickly filling mouth. Marcy gagged, then swallowed. Sperm coated her goiter. Marcy ate mucho cum.
“Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces.” Laughed Marcy (Malachi 2:3)
The next day Marcy went out to a ritzy place for breakfast. She had a Mcmuffin, god damn it.