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'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
12 comments

anonymous readerReport

2011-04-09 11:07:02
"u came in that thing? Ur braver than i thought" loooooolzzz fucking hilarious

Anonymous readerReport

2009-11-11 00:53:45
You idiot. Star Wars is a SAGA! not a TRILOGY!

FuckMeHardReport

2009-07-29 23:40:00
i don't get the 'come eat' or whatever one. the rest rock!!!!

fuckmehardReport

2009-07-20 22:05:50
i love this its all so true. but u should have mentioned it's from the first (meaning 4,5 and 6) trilogy. i knew most of who was saying these lines, which kinda freaked me out. Mostly it was luke and han solo, but there was some yoda and c-3po in there too. oh, god... i'm going to go try and find a life now...

Anonymous readerReport

2009-06-19 23:23:51
this is funny lolz

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