An American, an Englishman and a NewZealander were waling down the road one day, when they saw a sheep that had tried to jump a fence. The poor beast was hung up with it's rump in the air and the back legs splayed and tangled in the wire.
The American looked up and said "oh Gods I wish that was Jaylo
The Englishman looked up and said "Lords I wish that was twiggy
And the New Zealander looked up and said "God I wish it were dark.