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How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom.

3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting.

4. Turn on hot water only.

5. Get in the shower -- once you've found it through all the steam.

6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

7. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

8. Rinse hair.

9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.

10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.

11. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.

12. Complain bitterly when you realize that your boyfriend/husband has once again been EATING your Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.

13. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off).

14. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can't be bothered.

15. Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water.

16. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.

17. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

How to Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)

4. Turn on the water.

5. Check for pecs again. (Still No.)

6. Get in the shower.

7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)

8. Wash your face.

9. Wash your armpits.

10. Wash your penis and surrounding area.

11. Wash your ass.

12. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

15. Pee.

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
28 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-12-16 23:02:59
:O This guy must watch me! I do the same thing every morning! Im a guy

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-22 11:03:13
Long Hair Care TipsGarnier Fructis Length Strength Shampoo,Cream Conditioner, Anti-Split Ends Leave-in Treatment.Trim her hair once every 3 months, if not split ends will cause her hair to break off and her hair will begin to lose it's buteay, if you plan on just maintaining her length, a trim once every month and a half to two months should suffice. Don't use a brush to detangle her hair, this will stretch her hair and may cause her hair to break off. Instead use your fingers, a pick, or a wide tooth comb to detangle her hair. Be gentle when detangling, pulling down on her hair too hard will cause breakage. Hair can get caught on cotton pillow cases and break when she is sleeping especially if she toss and turn a lot when she sleeps. Using a satin or silk pillowcase, her hair will make it so that hair will slide across the pillowcase without getting caught. Another tactic to prevent breakage is to put her hair up in a ponytail on the top of her head with a scrunchie or specially t

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-24 13:59:53
Apparently I shower like a guy :D (even the flashing bit :D)

anonymous readerReport

2012-05-14 15:45:51
lovin it, SHAMPOO=FAKESHIT lol XD

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-16 07:35:32
Cool! That's a clever way of lokoing at it!

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