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10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."

8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."[b]


7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."

4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.[/b]
21 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-22 16:11:29
I hate to admit this - outloud. I have aalwys been sort of a tomboy - I do my hair the same way everyday, I can barely do my makeup and I dont have much of a fashion sense.. so I am a little afraid of having a girl and would rather have a boy. I know if we end up with a girl I will love her just the same... but the tought is a little scarier.

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-10 03:56:20
i find some of those accurate and others a little offensive. [personally] i'm a woman and i like the fact that... husband because he likes sex as much as her... is not on there

Anonymous readerReport

2009-06-15 10:03:46
stupids

Anonymous readerReport

2009-04-22 18:13:26
Hunter is the best rofl

Anonymous readerReport

2009-04-17 11:04:18
dis is sum old shit

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