Once upon a time, there was a fairy princess. she would grant wishes to anybody noble and true, as long as they gave her something in exchange. well, one day, Sir Weecock kidnapped the fairy princess and told her to grant his wish or he would kill her. "whats your wish?" she said. Sir Weecock pulled down his pants and displayed his puny, shriveled, disgusting 1 1/2 inch penis. "all the girls i've raped and pillaged complain about my size. when i wake up tomorrow, i want it to touch the floor when i am standing up. and i want it to stay like that forever. that is my wish." the fairy princess thought for a minute. "ok" "thank you" said Sir Weecock. Sir Weecock returned the princess to the castle, and went to bed, hoping tomorrow would come quickly, like himself. the next morning, Sir Weecock turned to get out of bed, and fell out. he got up, looked down at his manhood, seeing that it touched the floor. that was good, but something was very, very, very wrong. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY LEGS!!!"