what do a sad thirteen year old boy with no computer, Bill Clinton, and former NY state governer elliot spitzer have in common?
they both were caught with their pants down!
(for those of you who dont know, elliot spitzer was governer of NY state until he resigned recently due to involvement in a prostitution scandal in which it was discovered that spitzer had spent a total of over $80,000 on prostitutes. Spitzer has a wife, and 3 kids whose lives must suck right now. "Sarah, can you ask your dad were I can get a piece of ass?"