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ONE DAY LITTLE CHRIS WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH STEPS, WHILE HIS MAMA WAS ROCKING IN THE CHAIR BEHIND HIM. IN CHRIS RIGHT HAND HE HAD M&M'S, IN HIS LEFT HAND HE WAS HOLDING HIS CAT..........
TWO MINUTES LATER CHRIS POPPED A M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BITE THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN A STEP, MEAN WHILE HIS MAMA WAS LOOKING AT HIM, WONDERING WHAT HE WAS DOING.
TWO MINUTES LATER HE DID IT AGAIN, POPPED THE M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BIT THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN ANOTHER STEP
bOY-WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU? HIS MOM ASKED.... "MOM, I WANT TO BE LIKE DAD WHEN I GROW UP------ I WANT TO POP THOSE PILLS, EAT SOME PUSSY AND MOVE ON!!!!!!
21 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2009-07-28 05:39:28
Thtsz Hilarious.

edReport

2009-06-10 08:23:22
lol...nice one

Anonymous readerReport

2009-05-27 00:12:03
wow and when i thought it couldnt get any worse xD nice joke

Anonymous readerReport

2009-05-25 03:29:56
I wanna be like poppa!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-05-21 00:02:32
Meh

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