Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
Who for so art thou be you now
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
We know only that which we've heard
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

But second hand is better than
no hand at all,
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

You got a big wang shlong
And you’re never wrong
You got a lesbo sneer
And you sure ain’t queer
You wear a trouser pants
When you’re out to dance
You got a flim flam scheme
And a panty seam
You dig a pink brassiere
And a corn cob ear
You’re a Cleveland steamer
And an anus reamer

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-28 10:07:25
10,000 BRAVOS, SIR!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-27 00:14:48
The work of a low-rent non contributor to society whose eventual death will hopefully attract some moron to inscribe words of this caliber on your own gravestone.

You're not funny, original, talented or even a worth-while human being. You might assured, no one else does.


2009-03-25 07:43:39
Timbaland move over - Crustybunger in in da house !!!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-21 12:29:39
You have over 50 items posted and almost all of them are garbage as evidenced by the low ratings that they receive. Why don't you just give up and find something else to occupy your time because a good writer you're not!!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-20 18:41:05
... you never really matured after 6th grade, did you...? I dunno, you just seem to be the very definition of either "grade-school lout" or "disgusting, sick old man"; I just can't decide which is more apropriate, although I suspect you would wear either title with equal pride.

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