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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
38 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-06-20 02:09:18
wtf thats is classic stuff man

anonymous readerReport

2013-02-10 08:09:04
Wtf i was expecting sex. It was kinda funny

anonymous readerReport

2011-12-28 21:03:59
omg i didnt expect that! omg thats hillarious...i wondervwhat his dads expression is...

anonymous readerReport

2011-12-28 21:03:10
omg i didnt expect that! omg thats hillarious...i wondervwhat his dads expression is...

anonymous readerReport

2011-12-28 20:56:29
omg i didnt expect that! omg thats hillarious...i wondervwhat his dads expression is...

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