A man walks into a brothel and is greeted at the front entrance by the madam. He asks her what services they offer and what the fees are. She then tells him that blow jobs will cost him $100, intercourse will cost $200, and the Monica Lewinsky will cost $250. Scratching his head he says to her, "What is the Monica Lewinsky? I don't know what that one is."
The madam replies, "The Monica Lewinsky! Oh, that's where you get a blow job now and get screwed later."