A woman arrived at the Pearly Gates and was greeted by St. Peter. As they discussed her arrival in heaven, she heard loud women's screams coming from a region nearby. "What is that noise?" she asked St. Peter.
"Oh, that's just some of our newer angels getting their holes drilled. They need holes drilled in their heads for their halos and one hole in each shoulder for their wings.
"Why that must be terribly painful," she said, "maybe I should reconsider staying in Heaven and go straight to Hell instead."
"Oh, No! you wouldn't want to go to Hell," St. Peter exclaimed. "In Hell you will be repeatedly raped and sodomized for all eternity."
"Why that might not be so bad," the woman replied, "at least I have holes for that."