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"I’m sorry Lauren; I just can’t go out with a girl with a penis”
She slams the phone down and her eyes start to water, she soon bursts in to tears. Her tear drenched pillow is equal to her red puffy eyes. The phones rings, it’s her friend Julia
“Hello?” Julia has also been crying, Julia’s distinctive deep voice is interrupted by sniffles “Lauren, I need to stay with you-my parents caught me in bed with my dog”
“Oh, come over just now, we can talk about it”
Twenty minutes past and Lauren has been crying, the door bell ring,
“Lauren! Your friend Julia is here “shouts Laurens lesbian foster mum,
“Come up, Julia “
Julia comes up, Jillian; her ex’s best friend is lying dead in the corner
“OMG, Lauren what the hell did you do to her “
“I know, I accidentally smothered her” Lauren explains “I didn’t mean to”
“Oh well” they dump Jillian’s body into the closet
“Hey Julia I didn’t know you were bringing your dog! You know I too have a dog fetish”
“Well what was I supposed to do?” “I love him”
Julia notices Laurens cock slowly hardening through her jeans
“Wow, Lauren I didn’t know your fetish was as bad as that?!?”
“Ye , I don’t know what's wrong with me , maybe its because I'm so ridiculously ugly , I look for animals as a source of pleasure because at least they don’t judge me for having huge cellulite thighs and butt and a cock that makes other men puke at the thought of me”
“Don’t worry Lauren I still find you attractive” Julia strokes Laurens manhood through her jeans”
“Do you want to do something with yours dog Julia?”
“Ye okay” says Lauren They whistle her dog Hamish over, and Hamish bounds over. Lauren takes of her jeans off to reveal her 12 inches of cock; she bends over and shoves her cock into Hamish and the yelp from Hamish shows he loves cock in his ass. Julia is rubbing her 3 inch clit on her bed groaning deeply. Julia decides to join the action she bounds over and starts making out with Hamish the dog. Suddenly Laurens mum comes in to see her daughter her friend and her dog Hamish going at it like horny rabbits. Instead of being disgusted, she strips off to reveal her 7 inch cock and puts her cock into Julia’s ass and she groans deeply. “I'm going to cum shouts Lauren ass she takes her cock out of Hamish’s ass and spreads her load over her mum Julia and the dog. Hamish laps up the cum as he loves the taste of cock and cum .They start kissing gently until the morning .



Two days later lauren awoke to the a strange smell coming from her closet. Puzzled she slowly walked over and opened up her closet. To her surprise Hamish the dog , mcdowel and boyce were all inside and she made them come out the closet. Lauren noticed that her collection of other peoples used tampons was all over the place," cant let you get away can we" , said . She opened the closet more to see if she had spilt any more tampons, there she found ali . Lauren knew he wasn't coming out the closet. "Oh my golly gosh , i completely forgot about jillian, has the smell not bothered you?" ..."No" said ali, he was trying on Laurens clothes, too ignorant to notice anything around him, .

Lauren being the good friend that she was arranged Jillians funeral. Days she spent organizing everything from the chrurch to the minister to the flowers. Having met Jillian at Fetish Anonymous lauren knew the perfect theme for her funeral. The day of the funeral had come and all Jilians classmate and family had arrived . laura frater led the sermon, and like her father, wore a latex nunn uniform and a strap on dildo.

The guests streamed in, jillians good friends were there. Mike and jess had come, and she was wearing the modified dog muzzle on her fanny which mike had made, to stop her cheating on him. Even richard had been let out of prison where he was serving life for fucking a foetus.

Lauren needed the toilet so she went over but having seen valerie go in she decided pissing her self would be less iritating. She went back into the hall.

Aroused by the strong and unique smell of man piss ali decided to come out the closet just to follow the smell. He hid behind a a large newly installed fishtank, upon closer inspection he saw sheona the whale inside. As the last of the guests filled the hall, Lauren saw julias destinctive stubble through the crowd , she made her way over."Im glad you came jules , i would have been lost without you" it was then that lauren realised that julia had brought her dog hamish" Julia, you know i too have a dog fetish" "Sorry" said julia "he wanted to pay his last respects". Julia notices Laurens cock slowly hardening through her jeans

"wow lauren even in this time of grief you can still make it stand to attention "
"Ye , I don’t know what's wrong with me , maybe its because I'm so ridiculously ugly , I look for animals as a source of pleasure because at least they don’t judge me for being a margret thatcher wana be that should go back to the whorehouse where i belong"
“Don’t worry Lauren I still find you attractive” Julia strokes Laurens manhood through her piss stained kilt
"Do you wana do something with your dog julia?"
"Now? i cant im greiving"
"its what jildo would have wanted"
"Yeah okay then"
They whistle hamish over , hamish bounds over, Lauren takes off her jeans to reveal a her 13 inches of man meat, she bends over and shoves her hard pole into hamish and the yelp from hamish shows he loves cock in the ass. Julia is rubbing her 4 inch clit on the floor groaning deeply. Julia decides to join in and bounds over and starts eating out laurens stinky shit cover asshole. Laurens mum suddenly looks over to see her daughter her friend and hamish all going at it like horny rabbits. Instead of being disgusted she strips off to reveal her massive over sized clit and puts her cock into julias ass.
" I cannot beleive they would do this at a funeral" said andy Mcnab looking over at his dad who was nodding in agreement but furiously masturbating at the action that has unfolded infront of them. being a mcnab andy could not say no to a bit of daddy dick and mounts his father with great ease. It was then that laura henry decided to join in, she gave up on celebacy after her parents revealed it was a terrible praying accident that had resulted in the loss of her chin.
"I'm going to cum shouts Lauren ass she takes her cock out of Hamish's ass and spreads her load over her mum Julia and the dog ali sheona the whale, the fraters , the henrys , the mcnabs richard jess and mike . Hamish laps up the cum as he loves the taste of cock and cum .They start kissing gently until the morning .

Except.....

Valerie, who, as it turned out, killed herself in the toilet.
21 comments

anonymous readerReport

2010-08-21 13:12:46
I think the comments are funnier :)

Anonymous readerReport

2010-06-12 05:26:02
Holy shit ...so confusing LMAO

YourSoFuckin'Retarded.Report

2010-05-29 21:14:47
wtf was this...so fucking confusing!
This is just fucking weird, and ya know whats worse?...I cummed.

rigoReport

2009-11-17 13:56:50
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READERReport

2009-11-17 13:54:14
14:22:06
Who the HELL is jillian and why is she dead.

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