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An Aussie once visited England. While there he was walking down a country lane alongside a farm. After a while he saw an English sheep farmer fucking one of his sheep. To this the Aussie yells, "Aye, Mate! In Australia we shear those!"
To which the farmer replies, "I ain't sharing nothing with you. Go and get your own.!"
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