A woman walks into the nearest EEOC office and files a sexual HARASSMENT lawsuit against her boss. She states as the basis of her complaint that her boss sniffed her hair and commented how terrific it smelled. After filling out the forms, she was then interviewed by one of the field investigators. The investigator looked at her complaint and asked the lady what happened to cause her to file a complaint against her boss.
"Well," she said, "one day I was getting off the elevator and my boss was standing next to me and he said to me,'Your hair smells terrific!'"
"What's wrong with that? You should have felt pleased to receive such a nice compliment. I don't understand what you problem is," replied the investigator.
"My boss is a midget!"