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This is a true poem which should only be read unexpectedly and very loudly in public places.
My Anus is a flower
Which does doth daily bloom
My Anus doesn’t cower
When others preach its doom
My Anus is a crumpet
Come taste ye of its musk
My Anus is the trumpet
Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome
Come give it a tonguey kiss
My Anus is your ransom
Should all things go amiss
My Anus is quite gassy
Gastronomical distress
My Anus barks like Lassie
But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant
Come and give it a deep long sniff
My Anus is your buddy
It’ll be there in a jiff
My Anus is rock for you
When things have gotten tough
My Anus tastes like chicken
Unlike your fishy muff


Anonymous readerReport

2015-07-29 03:40:42
You stole my idea...

Anonymous readerReport

2014-10-03 11:42:24
I think just a common iriaortitn has spread there. A yeast effection is only caused on the vagina area it dosent go to you anus. I just think the medication caused iriaortitn to your vagina and anus and you have a yeast effection. You dont get it in the anus only vagina. Also if your unsure you got a yeast infection try buying Vagisal Screening Kit. You just pee on it and put ut towards a color chart that comes in the box and itll tell you if you have a yeast infection or not. Hope this helps. Good luck.

anonymous readerReport

2013-04-28 01:22:09
This is very good stuff. You remind me of Dylan Thomas or something.

anonymous readerReport

2012-11-22 06:21:34
No, but why even have anal sex if you have an open wound down there? Condom or not. Condoms break, leak and at times, fall off during inuorcetrse. Granted the sex feels better without that layer of rubber but it just isn't wise to even think of doing it if an open wound is present. But, it's your body do what you will. Just think about the other person though.

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-15 11:26:08
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