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A man was taking a shower and his daughter walked in and saw the man nude and asked him what that thing hanging between his legs was called. He said it was his goose.
She said, "That doesn't look like a goose."
He said, "Sure it does."
Then she asked if she could pet his goose and he said, "okay."
About an hour later she went down stairs for breakfast and her mother asked her what was wrong with daddy?
She said, "I was petting his goose and it spit at me so I broke its neck, smashed its eggs, and lit its nest on fire.
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