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I met a girl at a party on New Years Eve. She was about 5'5 or 5'7. Strawberry blond hair with a trendy short neck-length haircut, almond brown eyes. Attractive, and certainly nothing wrong with her. She was a little aloof in her social circles, but that wasn't what I was concerned with.
We talked and drank, and watched the ball drop on the rented big-screen.
Later that night we wind up in a bedroom and we start kissing, which leads to groping, and we decide this is how were gonna ring in the new year, but my conscience comes up.

(Hey, who do you think you are taking advantage of a drunk girl?)
My conscience asked me.

"She not drunk. I'll prove it."
"Hey are you really drunk?" I asked her.

"No?" She answered questioningly.

"See, are you happy now?" I asked my conscience.

(Well, you do have a condom right?)

"Oh right. forgot about that." So I got my pants from the floor, fished out the protection, and put on the rubber.
"Satisfied?"

(Well how do you know she's over 18?)

"Couldn't you have asked me that before all that? Fine, I'll ask."
"You are over 18, right?"

"Yeah?" She answered again.

(She could be lying. Ask to see her ID card.)

"Ughh, Fine!"
"Can I see you I.D. just to be sure?"

"Sure..."
So I reach over the edge of the bed to get her pants and wallet from inside it. Sure enough, she was 20.

"Now are you happy?" I asked my conscience.

"Excuse me..." The girl asked me.
"But who are you talking to?"

"........"

It's probably no surprise to me, that she hasn't returned any of my calls the following week.... or ever again.
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2017-01-13 00:24:26
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2013-06-22 01:22:55
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2012-11-04 13:40:38
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Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: The city of Despare. Sintrella.

I met a girl at a party on New Years Eve. She was about 5'5 or 5'7. Strawberry blond hair with a trendy short neck-length haircut, almond brown eyes. Attractive, and certainly nothing wrong with her. She was a little aloof in her social circles, but that wasn't what I was concerned with.
We talked and drank, and watched the ball drop on the rented big-screen.
Later that night we wind up in a bedroom and we start kissing, which leads to groping, and we decide this is how were gonna ring in the new year, but my conscience comes up.

(Hey, who do you think you are taking advantage of a drunk girl?)
My conscience asked me.

"She not drunk. I'll prove it."
"Hey are you really drunk?" I asked her.

"No?" She answered questioningly.

"See, are you happy now?" I asked my conscience.

(Well, you do have a condom right?)

"Oh right. forgot about tha

anonymous readerReport 

2012-10-22 00:42:54
this is such a cute story, I have to respond.. can't beielve no one responded yet..I heard of a story like this.. it ended up in marriage. cute, cute.. I hope it works out..You have to talk to her.. not professing love, but small talk.. movies, books, weather, color of shirt, awesome deli around the corner.. little compliments help.. catches our attention.. I like your scarf, I like your shirt, that's a good color on you, your hair looks different- it's nice, you smell good- do you wear perfume?She's talking with her ex b/c she doesn't have anyone else she can talk to. usually when its an ex, it means that she's not stable enough to be independent.. she needs a crutch to move out to talking with other people.. things are always worse in a breakup than let on.. break ups happen for reasons.. but be on the alert if she's intitating talking with the ex or he is.. it'll tell who is more interested in who.. careful just be quiet for the most part and listen.. usually time and stability kno

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