A very sexy new lady moved into town and all of the guys wanted to sleep with her but she was not going for it. She had taken a position with the local church and her religious upbringing kept her away from the throngs of lusty males in town. Finally one of the more attractive hunks in town finally was able to ask her out. That night they ended up in bed together. Afterwards she says to him, "Well now I'm in trouble. I committed two acts of sin tonight."
"What do you mean two acts of sin," he replied.
"Well aren't we going to do this one more time?"
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