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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'.

He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes...?! Why do you ask?'

The daughter replies, 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?

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2014-08-14 18:54:18
I just sat with tears streaming down lisennitg to the song. It is where I am today with our teenage daughter. Thanks for sharing! It's good to know that someone else is walking the same journey Have a wonderful week.

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2014-08-14 14:52:14
I can totally ratele mine is getting her license this summer and has been rolling her eyes at me since she was 11. There's days when you don't know if you should laugh or cry, hold them or send them to join the circus. It makes us appreciate our own mothers! Thanks for sharing, I love Martina and hadn't heard this one.

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2014-08-14 12:16:10
I hear ya sister! I haven't been trughoh it with my own daughter yet, but I did that dance with my baby sister who lived with me. It's a hard time, but you'll get trughoh it and the amazing part is you'll find out SHE WAS LISTENING when you were talking but don't let her know that you know that.<3 to you

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