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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

Jack stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

Anonymous readerReport

2016-06-30 21:52:34
Where do you get all this from AWESOME!!!!!!!

Anonymous readerReport

2014-12-18 05:26:04
Zk1H7i Awesome blog.Thanks Again. Cool.

Anonymous readerReport

2014-09-13 11:44:31
Cheers Greg! Nice rearrangement!I reltceny watched The Shining and that is what the father types obsessively when he is going mad...he has writer's block and madness! It doesn't refer to Jack Ross!Coincidentally it could reinforce my comments on Scott Hamilton's recent posts on his Blog posts about the Tongan (fairly laid back) way of life, contra the "work ethic" and also an essay I read by Geoff Dyer about how he spent most of his life in England on the dole!...but that is a fluke... Mainly just felt I had to do it. Cant really explain why.I intend to definitely get down to your place with Vic, just a matter of time. Just now I am working on painting my house.

Anonymous readerReport

2014-09-13 08:52:19
i think parallel uevsnrie is a better translation, fictional world.歷女 is girls that are extreme interested in history and historic figures. she seems to be someone who like the Zengoku era, and quotes Tokukawa Ieyasu in this episode


2014-05-21 12:19:19
that was really good

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