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I’ve been to XNXX and I want to make clear,
You can believe that I’ll stay right here.
My landing here was innocent enough,
Just wanted to read some fantasy stuff,
Get my degree in sexual thought,
See if it’s the same as what I was taught.
What I found really opened my eyes,
Some really hot stuff by girls and by guys,
Wild rides down Fantasy Lane,
Filled with lust, pleasure and pain,
Just when you think it’s about to end,
They’ll take you back and start again.
Tales of orgasms too many to count,
Wild women ready to mount,
Young virgins sitting up on a hill,
Horny nymphs can’t get their fill,
Woman who are masters of oral sex,
Men with tools the size of T-Rex.
Wild orgies that last through the night,
Sweating and grinding their way to delight,
A young girl in a tub plays with her toys,
Hoping some day she’ll be with real boys,
A young man in a theater watches a flick,
Eyes on the screen, his hand on his dick.
Lusty wife roams the streets,
Looking out for any guy she meets,
Lustfully she plays in the bed,
Skillfully she practices head,
Her young lover begins to pound,
Moans and groans are heard all around.
Yes I’ve been to X and I want to go back,
Being here I’m on the right track,
If I ever leave it won’t be for long,
Because XNXX is where I belong,
So I’m staying here and here I will stay,
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.