I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday.
I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I
think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna WATCH.
Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub tummy and say "congratulations."
But none of them rub your cock and say "well done"?
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,
and all Iasked was "How are you getting on?"
Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to
spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!
Personally I think its BOLLOCKS.