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Charges read out.
A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged withraping then beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bast.ard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with raping and then beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bas.tard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! I hope there will be no more problems,

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bast.ard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-08 12:04:23
u DEFINITELY need held dude.

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-10 04:30:00
funny but it really didn't have much sex in it.

anonymous readerReport

2012-02-07 20:18:55
You sure can but in most ciacumstrnces, I prefer to try and personalize our professional relationship with the judge by using his or her name. For example, “Judge Johnson told you about jury instruction 5.1…” And that reminds me, when referring to your client, use her first name-- “Mary” rather than “Mrs. Smith”. Best regards, Mitch

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-17 18:58:58
JS-Hellman is much funnier and will make you laugh like hell


anonymous readerReport

2011-08-15 16:11:41
Wimmers is a maggot munching shit sipping bitch!

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