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Introduction:

Paddy looking for sex.
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A very drunk Irishman met a prostitute up a very dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
She says £20
"Okay feels like you have a lovely ass done deal"
They get down to business and are moving along nicely.
Suddenly a policeman appears shining his torch at them.
"Whats going on here"? he asked.
"Oh nothing I am just having sex with my wife officer"
"I did not know she was your wife paddy" said the officer.
Paddy shouted back

"Neither did I till you shone the fuckin torch in her face"!
26 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-04-17 22:40:58
what happened to everyone worshiping this faggot ass bitch?

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:12:15
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING WIMMERS? EAT SHIT AND DIE!

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-17 18:55:31
This is stupid and pointless. Why does the site allow this shit to stay up?

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-15 16:01:31
Wimmers is a bitch!

I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE!

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-14 16:21:02
JD Michaels is some asshole DJ on a shitty country station in Alabama. I asked them to play me a song and they said they would but no blowjob! That sucks!

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