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Lovers in bed.
A husband comes home drunk every night, he then climbs into bed without turning a light on and falls fast asleep.

His wife has taken a lover and they are always in bed till they hear the husband come in.

One night they hear him come home and the wife says, "Stay in bed with me, he will never notice as he will be
so drunk.

So he remains in the bed as the husband climbs in and falls asleep.

They continue their lovemaking until an hour later when the husbands suddenly says. I might be drunk, but I am sure I can count 6 feet sticking out the end of the bed when there should only be four.

The wife said "You are probably seeing double", he replied "I am not that stupid if I was seeing double there would be eight"

So the wife said "I will prove there are only four, stand by the edge of the bed and touch each one, remembering to count as you do so.

So he staggered to the end of the bed and quickly counted one, two, three, four, "Fuck me" he shouted."You are right, I feel such a fuckin fool" he kissed her on the cheek and fell fast asleep.
36 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-05 19:15:17
WIMMERS! i thought i told ur mom to punish u for all this bullshit u been posting!

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:09:18
Wimmers is gay!
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anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:08:32
Sleep well sweet prince!

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:08:15
If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit!

anonymous readerReport

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