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Woman in pharmacist.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband on a bed with the pharmacist's wife, he had his cock deep down her throat.

The pharmacist looked at the picture nodded and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a preion."

Anonymous readerReport

2016-07-18 10:50:54
Why on gods name is everyone. Hating on wimmer? Or have i missed something

Anonymous readerReport

2014-01-31 22:09:53
M8X9kE Thanks so much for the blog article.Thanks Again.

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-24 06:44:15
BwKluA Thanks for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Great.

anonymous readerReport

2012-08-28 06:50:08
Probably the best joke on the entire site, unless someone knows bettter?

anonymous readerReport

2012-04-29 23:31:43
God thIs joke was ok but wimmers is a narcissistic shithead who probably has to pay upwards of a thousand bucks for the ugliest hookers

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