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Introduction:

In the pharmacy.
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters.

The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection."

The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
19 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-07-18 16:52:20
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2013-10-23 21:59:40
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anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:04:59
The bonus shit was ass

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-16 15:12:17
nonymous reader
2010-10-02 02:52:17
First one was really fucking funny, second one I have heard to many times


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Wimmers
2010-09-25 06:53:41
.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are.

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-15 16:00:23
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay
The bonus joke was ace..er...gay

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