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I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the one

before that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbred

trailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the assinine

product!!! I needed to do something...quick. Hell, I’ll just get a pizza

and take it from there. Yeah, a pizza with everything.

With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone and

triumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack of

diet coke." I impatiently waited for my gourmet feast to arrive.

Needless to say, by the time the doorbell rang, I was hungry and horny. I had

popped in the video and Ron Jeremy was already boffing Ginger’Lynn in a giant

bowl of french salad. Both were smothered in mayonnaise and pickle relish (of

all things!).

The doorbell rang. I lethargically lifted my body from my Laz-Y-Boy chair and

slowly, cooly, walked to the door. (Mustn’t let on any show of anticipation

to those pimple faced, lecherous pizza boys.) I methodically opened the door.

My jaw dropped. My stomach wriggled. My words unconsciously slurred.

"Pizza" she said.

She! Yes! She! This was no pizza boy! No! This was a woman! And what a woman.

240 pounds of woman!!

"Pizza" she said, a bit impatiently, again.

"PPPllease cccome in." I, through my extreme nervousness (it took all my

conscious effort), calmly directed her into the living room and motioned

toward the Laz-Y-Boy chair. She, without a bit of hesitation, without a bit of

surprise - almost as if this was a regular occurrence during her nocturnal

pizza travels - plopped herself down, opened a box of pizza and enthusiasti-

cally began to feed.

As she sat on the Laz-Y-Boy, I quietly sneaked into the kitchen, out of reach

of her unsuspecting eyes. There I could get a better look at her features.

She was big - about 240 pounds, blue eyed, and wore her hair in two tight

pigtails, like a hefty farm girl, innocent to the ways of the world. She was,

naturally, double chinned and her large, plump, rotund breasts must have

weighed at least 15 pounds each. Her attire was the routine "pizza" blue and

red. To be honest, her whole appearance was that of excess. But though, I must

add, her physical appearance appealed to me, iit was the way she carried

herself. The way she ate pizza, for instance. She grabbed the pie with both

hands, unafraid of getting her palms greasy or oily. Then in laser-like

succession, she would sink her teeth into a slice, devouring half of it in

one mountainous bite. After finishing off a piece, she would cooly wipe her

sauce-stained mouth with the back of her fleshy right hand and then continue

on. She did this with twenty slices.

I stared, lost in the rapture and passion of the moment. It was truly love at

first sight.

I came to my senses and walked back into the living room. The video was still

playing. I looked intently into her eyes. No words were spoken. She knew my

desires.

"Want some?" she indifferently asked.

There were four slices left in the third, and final, box. It was not pizza I

wanted.

"NNNoo, III’mm really not hungry. Shouldn’t you be getting back?" This was

only a formality. I thought it should be mentioned.



"You want me to leave?"

She read my mind, "No... No!"

"Well let’s put on some music!" she replied. She got up from the Laz-Y-Boy,

turned off the tube, and went headfirst towards the record collection. Albums

were subsequently strewn across the floor. She found she wanted.

She awkwardly removed her top to reveal at least a 50DD bra which, with

difficulty, contained two titanium-sized melons. She began to dance. Her

stomach wriggled with each gyration, moving with the elegance of a ballerina.

She continued this sensual writhing. Plumpy hands being lifted over her head,

to the left, to the right, then her whole big body bending forward! For at

least fifteen minutes she continued, then her jeans fell heavily to the floor.

Heavily, I might add, but it was such a fluid motion, it seemed an essential

part of the dance. All she had on where her panties and bra. Her oversized

saddlebag ass now joined her oversized balloon orbs in the elegant bouncing

and swaying. She then, without warning, did fifteen jumping jacks. The fat

shook. The walls shook. The room shook. The vibrations of ecstacy...

I, by this point, was in heat. I had the most massive hard-on and was all but

ready to explode. She noticed my fevered state.

"Was’ a’ matter, big boy?" she laughed. Her double chin now bouncing in

complete rhythmic synchronization with her breasts and buttocks.

I lost control. I fell to the floor and wrapped my wanton arms around her

sequoia-like thighs.

"I know I am nothing! But if you have any mercy at all, you’ll show me some

meaty passion! I can’t go on much longer!" Why I said those exact words, I’ll

never know. However, you know how it is during the heights of ecstacy.

Anyway, she understood, and seeing the pitiful puppy dog expression in my eyes

she took my hand and led me to the Laz-Y-Boy. She sat me down on the chair and

proceeded to remove her bra and panties. Her breasts were larger than ever, at

least 20 pounds each. Her nipples were the size of a bologna slice. She

grabbed

me head and massaged it between her fleshy orbs. The sensations of the flabby

walls of breast fat rubbing up against both my sensitive cheeks almost sent me

out of control. How I somehow managed to sustain control, I’ll never know. I

was unequivocally in heaven.

After this lesson in sexuality, she grabbed my penis and - how can I describe

it - well, she sort of rolled it up and down in her belly fat and implored me

to, in her words, "Fuck my fat!". It felt so good that I decided to ‘go with

the flow’.

What transpired next is still a haze to me to this very day. I seems I was so

completely immersed in the intense pleasure of the moment, I sincerely believe

I left my physical body and entered some supreme spiritual state (I came six

six times!). I do vaguely recall, however, removing my penis from her

fantastic

rolls and inserting it into her massive love tunnel. After numerous earth

shaking orgasms, everything after that moment, unfortunately, is a complete

blank.

When I finally awoke from my ‘passion stupor’, it was 3am. I quickly jumped

to my feet and desperately searched, hoping to find... But it was too late.

The pizza was gone. The diet coke was gone. She was gone. All that was left

was a food-stained note taped to the refrigerator door. It read:

Thanks for the Pizza

AND the sausage.
6 comments

READERReport

2006-10-11 16:19:24
you are not good woman
.you are

READERReport

2005-12-05 02:49:42
GIVES THE OL' ADAGE: FOLD THE FAT & FUCK THE FOLD ANOTHER GOOD LAUGH!!

READERReport

2005-10-30 20:51:30
lol funny ass story (fuck my fat ) lol very funny didnt get me horny though

READERReport

2005-01-13 23:06:37
no fat woman would ever tell anyone to "fuck my fat" odd story

READERReport

2004-07-07 05:53:27
"fuck my fat?" if fat people really said that, I hope i never fuck a fat woman.

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