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A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
33 comments

jrockittReport 

2019-03-10 23:54:40
The joke wasn't bad. The middle school usquabble going on in the comments was juvenile and pointless. Keep it to yourselves.

Anonymous readerReport 

2015-05-26 05:44:16
great

anonymous readerReport 

2012-09-16 03:33:23
wimmers is a shitty writer on this site dont look he sucks

anonymous readerReport 

2012-05-09 16:53:32
WHAT THE HELL IS WIMMERS!???

anonymous readerReport 

2011-09-17 00:37:59
damnit wimmers go fuck a dog an get off this fucking site god.... u suck okay noone wants to read your stpid jokes QUIT FUCKIN SPAMMIN PEOPLE Great joke btw and damn people dont hate it aint stolen it said ''for people who never heard it be4.........Damn

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