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A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."

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2015-05-26 05:44:16

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-16 03:33:23
wimmers is a shitty writer on this site dont look he sucks

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2012-05-09 16:53:32

anonymous readerReport

2011-09-17 00:37:59
damnit wimmers go fuck a dog an get off this fucking site god.... u suck okay noone wants to read your stpid jokes QUIT FUCKIN SPAMMIN PEOPLE Great joke btw and damn people dont hate it aint stolen it said ''for people who never heard it be4.........Damn

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-18 00:14:50
Wimmers is an ass and none i repeat NONE of his jokes r funny, if u think thier funny then y read other stuff just go read his shit

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