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A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."

Anonymous readerReport

2016-06-02 16:06:56
Am gonna be crazy woman wid bob he is such an infidel

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2014-08-21 14:40:37
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2014-08-20 13:05:41
Keep it coming, wrsiert, this is good stuff.

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2014-03-04 19:10:48
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2013-10-19 08:20:41
hello to all staff at bowling park too thakoynu we all have had a lovely relaxing holiday and hope that all you have had a wonderful and relaxing holiday hoping to come in to schol tomorrow my little girl will be starting reception and ijaz started bradford acaademy on wednesday take care

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