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A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
Please rate positive if this joke makes you laugh i would appreciate negative comments as well. let me know if this couldn't make you laugh. thanx.:) A write who's wasting his hours just to vote good jokes one this site down my absolutely free advice for you. post something funny instead of being jealous. we all are here for fun not competition with each other so let us all share good jokes and laugh with each other thanx.



Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"

"How do you mean?" said Alec.

"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!"

anonymous readerReport

2013-03-05 18:23:34
It's pretty obvious that all anonymous readers praising 'wimmers' here are, in fact, wimmers. Spamming is pointless. It just turns people against you.

anonymous readerReport

2012-05-30 13:56:35
Stay away from anything hanivg to do with his past romances, love life, or anything of that nature. Even though it may be funny in private, his new wife, or her parents might not be too keen.Stick to material such as reasons why he is your best friend, for example reminiscing on a time when he was there for you when you ran out of gas, or when your grandpa died. Then make the correlation between how hes such a (great/reliable/willing/listening/caring/devoted/sacrificing/etc.) friend, to how you know hes going to be as a husband, yada yada get it?Good luck

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-18 06:28:08
Bazooka gum wrappers are fucking cool. Fuck you Wimmers.

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-17 18:28:08
i did not laugh at this - i would much rather read something by Wimmers - he always makes me laugh until i pee!

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-16 14:59:29
Wimmers is much funnier and will make you laugh like hell!


JS-Hellman for life!

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