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Introduction:

Lady in pub.
After you all destroyed my masterpiece Family series I have reverted to this to stop you all moaning. If you don't like this you are just miserable????

This guy goes up to a woman in a bar and whispers in her ear," I'd love to fill your puss y with Vodka and then drink it all".

The woman runs over to her husband and tells him what he had said, expecting a violent reaction.

She waited for a minute or so, but he never even said one word.

"Well aren't you going to kick the s h i t out of him"? She asks.

"No, no, oh no he said. I'm not fighting any f u c k e r that can drink a crate of Vodka.


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70 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-08-05 16:47:06
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Anonymous readerReport

2014-07-18 11:10:35
p5PRSP Awesome post.Thanks Again. Really Cool.

anonymous readerReport

2012-12-09 19:00:27
Great joke, you below are very funny, seacod? ha, ha, have you been fishing with your tiny maggot dick as bait? ha, ha, leaf space? did you drop out of a tree during fall? ha, ha, what a dipstick, ha, ha.

anonymous readerReport

2012-11-23 17:54:35
ok first off not funny seacod why are you be such a fucking prick.and why the fuck did you leaf spaces between pussy and all the curse words.you fucking low life peice of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous readerReport

2012-06-20 18:06:11
All the people saying how wimmers sucks at telling jokes obviously have no lives since they try to troll just based on that, no im not a fan of this guy i am just saying lol.

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