sexstories.com


Introduction:

What eva you do dont piss on your self
(Tongue Game Right)

The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."
18 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-24 04:33:19
Sex Toys! There's millions of sex toys out there that you can use to spice it up as well as porn wactehd together you try some of the stuff the porn stars do in the video. Try dressing up and roleplaying. Whips there's tons of stuff you can do there's even sex games out there!

anonymous readerReport

2011-04-11 00:16:36
this joke is old not original

anonymous readerReport

2011-03-31 13:41:05
btw nice joke....lol

anonymous readerReport

2011-03-31 13:40:02
i saw this already so many fucking times §hÏt i am using a dsi that is how i made shit look like §hÏt

anonymous readerReport

2011-02-13 22:59:33
Ok wtf is an intercom doing in a normal house and dbaliki posted that already

SUBMIT A COMMENT
You are not logged in.
Characters count: