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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”
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2014-03-04 18:29:21
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anonymous readerReport

2013-10-17 04:40:33
Are they going to ask anorexics to pay less? If not, then it's an airlnie logistics and scheduling problem. If so, then I'll believe we're paying for our share of cubic space and fuel.Just as an aside, I just took an "international" flight from Taiwan to Guam with some Chinese friends ... the stereotypical (and largely false) tiny 100 lb women. They complained that the "cattle-car" seats on the flight ... the same that Americans are subjected to in economy class ... were too small to the point of discomfort, and *smaller* than other flights they've taken. Makes you wonder just what dimensions the airlnie is fitting these seats for, and what their goal is in doing so.From my point of view, I try to avoid domestic US flights entirely, preferring those non-US airlnies that consistently put them to great shame. The airlnies in the US are pathetic, and there needs to be some common public demand that they shape up. This issue of forcing people to pay for more space because their management

anonymous readerReport

2013-02-27 04:57:37
"its a funny joke but ur living under a fucking rock if you dont understand that capitalism built the strongest and most powerful country in the world the usa. while communism destroyed russia and socialism has severely fucked up greece. capitalism is the only way for the world to run."
It's more about how the government handles the system than the system itself. Yes, America is a superpower. But then again, so is China, which is a communist country.

anonymous readerReport

2013-02-27 04:56:28
"he only downside of this is that capitalism he's not screwing the working class only a dumb shit would believe that and it has lifted more people out of poverty and slavery than any other system but yet dumb people seem to not understand how it works and listen to what they been told and what they've been told is that it's bad which is wrong.
pretty funny though "
I think someone here is severely in need of an education.
There are only 3 systems. Communism, capitalism and socialism. Communism has lifted the most people out of poverty - everyone living under it, since everyone is equal, earns the same amount of money and has the exact same possessions as everyone else. Thus, NO ONE is living in poverty in China, Korea (north or south, can't remember), Laos, Vietnam, etc.

P.S. Why does a little boy know what screwing means (in a sexual way)?

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-22 14:45:27
Ya! Thanks to capitalism everyone is so damn rich in the US.
Right? :P

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