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I heard this a long time ago and i thought you would all like it
There once lived a woman. She was nice, pretty, had a good attitude with everything she did. But the only thing she hated about herself was her flat chest. It was as flat as a plank of wood and she couldn't bear living with it.

One day as she's walking home from work, a genie pops up out of nowhere and tells her: "Hello miss. I heard about your problem and i would love to help you solve it."
"Ok," says the woman. "How will you help me?"

"I will inflict a spell on you which causes your breasts to grow one inch every time someone tells you the word 'pardon'. For example, if you bump into someone, they would tell you 'pardon'. When you are satisfied, say the word 'gesundheit' and the spell will leave you. I'll be going now." He disappears. Excited, she goes to the market to try this out.

At the market, she purpousely bumps into someone, causing the person to tell her "pardon". Suddenly, her breasts grew an inch. She was very excited. This went on four more times. She decided that one more time should be enough. She sees an arab man walking by, so she goes to bump into him. After bumping into him, he turns around and says: "I am very sorry madam. A thousand pardons to you!!!"

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2013-09-13 15:33:57
ijWvfG Major thanks for the article post.Thanks Again. Will read on...

anonymous readerReport

2012-11-29 02:33:33
can i fuck you and kiss your boobs

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-06 04:54:52
1000 inches thats the size of my boobs yeah!

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-06 04:38:29
1000 inches thats the size of my boobs yeah!

anonymous readerReport

2012-08-11 22:46:39
Why wouldn't ceriatn news stories state it was his daughter he was molesting? I would think that part would be screaming to be let out no matter WHAT the media outlet. There should be links about this, and thats where my skepiticism lies. Just because its written doesn't make it true. In fact, if its written in a blog, then their ASSumptions smell as foul as mine does cuz this is nothing more! I see a Pawlenty witch hunt here, The democrats are tryin to undermine his presidential bid ..and it won't surprise me if the new pedophile allegations are not true.I feel sorry for the wife/ mother. She is the true victim here. She was exploited (Should I say concentually raped?) before she was old enough to choose, and now her daycare has been closed down when she is obviously struggling to get past HIS past.

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