A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby
cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight
attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have
baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now,
let your mother explain that to you."

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2014-07-19 12:51:13
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anonymous readerReport

2012-11-22 03:29:51
s beware of the Billionaire and the Millionaire Jewish plepoe in your community, they worship the devil. They have infiltrated your government and work inside your government to turn your kids into devil worshipers. They are all in the Illuminati devil worshipers cult. Buy Guns and form your own militia groups to kill them all. Create a neighborhood watch in your country and in your town to track the Jewish plepoe's activity. These Jewish plepoe worship Lucifer and they are there to destroy your country. They hide themselves in companies so they can do insider trading and bankrupt other good companies in your country. The Evil Jewish plepoe have also poisoned your food and water supply just so they can make money from you by selling the cure. Don't let them run your country's banks. They are run by the Rothschild family, Rockerfeller family, Percy family, Rosenberg, Breakspear, Farnese, and aldobrandini family. Tell everyone.

anonymous readerReport

2012-05-31 01:16:30
Keep the screen door open? Or even dsamintle it from it's track and place it out of harm's way? The only other way would be to train them. You have to "get after" them every time you see them doing it. Chase them down and tell them "NO!" act really angry about it they'll get it. You can also try filling a tin can with pebbles and duct taping it shut when you see them standing against the screen or whatever, throw it down (the can) or shake it hard, and yell "NO!". It should startle them.Either way as long as you are consistant, they should get the idea.


2005-12-17 13:54:53
Extra good answer- have to have done it to katch on! Ive done it with mine and didn't pull and miss the best part



2005-08-27 20:34:01
One of the better jokes!!

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