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Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Anonymous readerReport

2015-08-16 17:55:59
she should have said im going to slip into something more comterable leaving him on the couch so he believes it on...../so hes getting butt naked on the couch and when his kids family and friends step in there he sets butt naked and ready

anonymous readerReport

2012-03-04 02:18:40
I saw something like this on rob that show he startes stripping on the coffee table and his wife comes out wit cake and family n friends saying goodjob on the promotion n hes in only tented boxers

anonymous readerReport

2012-03-03 15:02:48
Yeah needed a better ending. Haha good story though.

anonymous readerReport

2012-01-26 21:48:05
Lol... Too bad the author wasn't able to complete or edit it..
its suppose to be
"and I just sat there... On the couch... Naked..."


anonymous readerReport

2012-01-22 11:10:34
there are a few quite slow folk here...

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