Every day I'd see her in school and she'd be hanging out with the same group of girls...
I'd always hated Natasha. Every day I'd see her in school and she'd be hanging out with the same group of girls day in and day out. She was a complete bitch, although she was extremely attractive, with her long black hair with one strand dyed red in the middle. The reason I hated her so much was that in fact, I was in love with her, she was smart and beautiful and at the time I didn't see anything wrong with her; then I got to know her. A completely heartless whore. I just wished I could have her alone in my room, and that I could do anything I wanted to her, including slapping her around for not putting out sooner. I suppose my luck changed early on Monday morning.

I went into school expecting the usual harassment from Natasha when I saw that same group of friends looking rather glum. So I went over and asked what was wrong. "Natasha died on her way to school this morning... it was a car accident." I was shocked. I always expected her to be the same bitchy person that I had the unfortunate encounter with every morning. However I was also a bit upset, I would never get the chance to ever fuck her. That is... until I had this great idea...

That night later in the week, I knew that she was in the local funeral home. She was scheduled to have an open casket funeral and fortunately I had been to this parlor before, so I knew how to get in without being detected. I broke in through a window and went into the main parlor room. She was there in the casket. I became aroused immediately. She was wearing a very pretty black dress and that one red strand of hair was sticking out. The casket was very smooth and the inside was soft and fluffy. I originally came there to give her my respects, maybe hit that stuck-up cunt a few times for the road. But then this urge came over me. I had to have her.

I looked around to see if it was ok, then I took my pants completely off. I still couldn't get over the fact that I was about to fuck a dead body, but man what a body. She looked like she was just sleeping but I knew she wasn't. I jumped into the casket with my rock hard cock hovering above her unwakened eyes. I gently rubbed her face over with my balls and finally rested them on her crotch. Then I alternated between gently and violently kissed her on the lips. I knelt on my knees and positioned myself over her face and started jerking off towards her eyes. "What am I doing?" I said out loud. So rather than just jerk off at her, I pried open her mouth with my fingers and inserted my penis all the way in. I started slow at first, rocking back and forth, with my knees on either side of her head and thrusting her with my pelvis. I would knock her Uvula back and forth in the way back of her throat. I began to move faster. An intense feeling of joy began to swell up in my balls and I immediately stopped myself. I didn't want to come just yet... After all...

I had just gotten started!

I proceeded to remove her dress as it was getting in the way of her lovely sweet pussy. Her tight black dress was now off, revealing a black lacy see through underwired bra lifting her breast up and a matching shorts hugging her pelvis tightly. As I fondled and unclothed her body until she was naked which I gazed into her vagina. Yet again I started slow and gentle, then I realized who I was with... I started fucking her hard, ramming my big member into her tight under-region. I grabbed her right leg and put it over the casket, then took her other leg on my shoulder. I felt my dick get a shower of something, at first I thought it was cum but realized that dead bodies don't cum. I looked down and saw blood all over the casket. I had forgotten! She was still a virgin!!! Blood all over her crotch made me even more horny. As I fucked her I bent her in unimaginable positions. Positions that I didn't think the human body could do. Slammed her pussy up and down, side to side, backwards, forwards, and even diagonally. I felt the urge to cum right then and there, I tried to refrain, but her tight pussy was too much. I got as much cum as I could in her before I stopped to rest. I didn't know what to do now. I was done fucking but I was still horny like a motherfucker. I found a flower vase and drank the water in it. I was that thirsty. I felt like Natasha and me were in the midst of sharing something special, so I leaped into the coffin, put her lingerie and dress back on, and cuddled up next to her. I knew this was true love. The way she laid unmoving and silent... not even breathing... completely peaceful. This was OUR night, so I decided that one more go wouldn't be so bad. I again undid her black sexy underwear and dress and laid her blood dried pussy out for my own pleasure. I thought that I had done everything I wanted to, then I realized that there would be only one thing left to make this romantic night complete.

I hoisted her pelvis above mine and laid the body on top of me. I grabbed my throbbing cock and jammed it directly into her ass. It was the tightest ass I've ever had. I started slamming her in her ass in and out, faster and faster. This was the greatest night of our lives. I alternated between fucking her cold wet pussy and ass, all into the night. It was the greatest. I had the hottest girl in my school on top of me, fucking her wherever I please, and the best part was that she would never ever be able to tell anyone about our little midnight fuckfest!

I was about to cum up her ass when I heard footsteps... It was morning already! I had fucked her for 10 hours straight. I hurrily put her dress back on her, with nowhere for my dick to go, I left it in her ass. I grabbed my coat to shield myself. Surprisingly no one noticed I was in the coffin. The service began to start, It must have been 8:00 AM. The service was extremely strenuous, as I had to try NOT to cum in her ass as her father read her eulogy. I had no time to get away without people seeing me. Then, after a few hours they closed the casket. It was a bumpy ride to the cemetery, so I finished up cumming in her ass and pulled my dick out, which was covered in dried blood, and took a rest. I accepted that I wouldn't be able to get out of the coffin without being noticed, so I tried pushing it open when we got to the cemetery. To my surprise... the coffin was NAILED SHUT!!! I was trapped!

Still stuck in that coffin with the lovely beautiful and always moody, Natasha. I knew that I only want to be with Natasha, and so I asked her to marry me. After all, the priest was only six feet away. I knew she could never say 'no' as an answer so I placed a condom that I didn't use on her finger (as the ring of course) and considered myself married to her.

For the rest of our sexual lives we fucked in that casket, until I could no longer cum, and as my last days approached I thought, "To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part...



anonymous readerReport

2013-07-25 11:45:46
Yes dead bodies bleed u dumb ass. Just not as much as live bodies. Plus she had just died that morning

anonymous readerReport

2013-07-25 11:45:45
Yes dead bodies bleed u dumb ass. Just not as much as live bodies. Plus she had just died that morning

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-26 02:29:35
Dead bodies don't bleed.

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-24 15:36:06
Excellent story and as others have stated, with a humorous ending that actually fits it!

Please do more stories for necro-fans like myself good sir.

anonymous readerReport

2011-09-09 16:39:57
Very good story with humorous ending, I like it! Please do more!

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