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Introduction:

Hehe
A little old man (pedophile?) came by the playground and asked, "Where are the Children?"

I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."

The little old man came by the playground again and asked, "Where are the Children?"

I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."

The third the old man cam by and said where are the children?"

I thought of something...I said, "Okay, spell dog as in 'dogmatic',"

And he replied, "D-O-G."

I said, "Spell 'cat' as in cataclysmic."

And he spelled, "C-A-T."

Then I said, "Spell 'fuck' as in children."

And he said, "There ain't no fuck in children!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" I said.
5 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-12-17 13:15:57
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Anonymous readerReport

2014-07-19 10:22:39
RwyBqu Thanks so much for the article post.Thanks Again. Really Cool.

anonymous readerReport

2011-09-14 03:04:54
Heard this one as an Ice Cream Shop with no Choclate:
He asks her for a Chocolate cone,
then a dish of Chocolate,
then a Chocolate sundae
to which she responds similarly with
Van in Vanilla, Straw in Strawberry, Fuck in Chocolate.
This is the short-short version. Flesh it out and it works better. *grin*

birenReport

2011-09-03 14:35:59
hummmmmmmmmmmmmm just ok.

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-30 02:30:39
Meh that was ok but not worth my positive or negative vote

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