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Introduction:

Short...and not so Sweet
There once was an old lady named 'Lil'

She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil!


A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
6 comments

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2013-10-17 18:13:45
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anonymous readerReport

2012-05-31 01:17:21
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anonymous readerReport

2012-03-12 00:46:17
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anonymous readerReport

2011-12-06 02:50:07
it is a limrik so it rimes that way

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-30 02:28:11
Siss thucks doesnt rhyme with this sucks it just sounds similar ass hole

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