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An old couple celebrating their 50 year anniversary, was eating breakfast one morning when the mans looks at his wife and says:

"I'm still as hot for you as when we first married."

The old woman smiles at him and they continue to eat, after a while the old woman looks at the old man and says

"My nipples are still as hot for you as they were when we were first married."

The old man pause looking at his wife, then replies:

"They should be ones in your oatmeal and ones in your coffe."
14 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2016-03-21 08:11:36
They should be, one is in your oatmeal and one is in your coffee. Need punctuation with jokes bro

Anonymous readerReport

2015-08-24 14:46:14
Ugh that was fucking awful

Anonymous readerReport

2014-12-10 13:26:27
Hi hey everyone!
Jokes are supposed to be funny.RIGHT???????

Anonymous readerReport

2014-02-17 22:54:50
wat the fuck type of joke was that dint get it at fuckin all※

anonymous readerReport

2013-04-14 16:26:03
i honestly dont get it.

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