1. They have absolutely no idea where their purse is. 

2. They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling 'woo-hoo!' is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. They've suddenly decided that they want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe they could do it too.  

4. In their last trip to pee, they realize that they now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess they were just four hours ago.

5. They start crying and telling everyone they see that they love them sooooo much.

6. They get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because 'oh my god! I love this song!'

7. They've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.

8. They've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. They yell at the bartender, who they believe cheat them by giving them just lemonade, but that's just because they can no longer taste the chardonnay.

10. They think they are in bed, but their pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop ... Or the bathmat?). 

11. They fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when they sit on it.
12. They take their shoes off because they believe it's their fault that they're having problems walking straight.

anonymous readerReport

2013-08-09 16:01:24
Me and my mom live alone and ever since i was like 14 ive spiked her drinks so shes mostly always naked with my dick inside her in one hole or another btw some college girls when drunk get so hot that they strip and walk back to there dorm and they think there hookers for some reason im sayin that i know that theres about 10 chicks on my campus who do that

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-06 04:55:23
to 15 yr old r u cute? Im a blonde whos kinda desparate jst broke up with my bf

anonymous readerReport

2012-09-06 04:34:18
to 15 yr old r u cute? Im a blonde whos kinda desparate jst broke up with my bf

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-02 04:50:51
Olivia iam 10 wanna fuck

anonymous readerReport

2012-06-24 18:01:05
I'm 11 and I'm Eliza I live in Ireland drop over to my house in Dublin 1 Melisian lawn DROP OVER AND FUKK ME TILL I HAVE CUM EVERYWHERE!!! I accept girls and boys :)) if an old lady answers the door just say hi im from XNXX and Eliza wanted me to cover her in cum if she says there is no Eliza just walk by here into my house walk upstairs into the bathroom if it's locked say ELIZA if it's not me go to all the rooms in the house to check where I am until then ....Eliza....!! KIDDING LOL U BELIEVED MEE I DON'T LIVE THERE HAHA U WILL B IN A RANDOMERS HOUSE IF U GO THERE HAHA AND MELISIAN LAWN ISN'T EVEN A ESTATE SO HAHA I FOOLED YA HAPOY JUNE'S FOOLS DAY!!

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