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Introduction:

jack alwaysthought what itwould be like to fullfill his dream
jack went to a bar after breaking up with his wife he invited rihard and jonny who are all 5o year old men jack hated it when he was with them so he sat in the corner of the room scribbling no no no no nono no over andover and over on the back of abeersplacemat hallo wie ghets ? said a lonely german woman but jack couldn'tunderstand so he just wavedhis handin aforwardmotion signallinghewas a mute

ichhiesse janine said the foriegner i want pizza said a fat man fromtheback room well you can't have any you lknow what happendlast time don'tyou delia? no i don#'t but i do knowwhen i was here in the first place wwas to getme some tail. this caught jacks attention whith the german woman gone in a burst of flames and oreos he flauterd over to the lady wich turned out to be a fucking squirrel sheleaptonhis genetils and bite themlike afucking motherbitch it hurt and itwas ugly
but he said nothing like a soldier and just showed sadnessin his eyes he could hear janine in the background bier? boier? bier? sheasked ich bin alien.....shesaid sadly before pushing her girlfriend out of the door who was in themiddle of earing money because of her wooden leg like the sun



ichhiesse janine said the foriegner i want pizza said a fat man fromtheback room well you can't have any you lknow what happendlast time don'tyou delia? no i don#'t but i do knowwhen i was here in the first place wwas to getme some tail. this caught jacks attention whith the german woman gone in a burst of flames and oreos he flauterd over to the lady wich turned out to be a fucking squirrel sheleaptonhis genetils and bite themlike afucking motherbitch it hurt and itwas ugly
but he said nothing like a soldier and just showed sadnessin his eyes he could hear janine in the background bier? boier? bier? sheasked ich bin alien.....shesaid sadly before pushing her girlfriend out of the door who was in themiddle of earing money because of her wooden leg like the sun






ichhiesse janine said the foriegner i want pizza said a fat man fromtheback room well you can't have any you lknow what happendlast time don'tyou delia? no i don#'t but i do knowwhen i was here in the first place wwas to getme some tail. this caught jacks attention whith the german woman gone in a burst of flames and oreos he flauterd over to the lady wich turned out to be a fucking squirrel sheleaptonhis genetils and bite themlike afucking motherbitch it hurt and itwas ugly
but he said nothing like a soldier and just showed sadnessin his eyes he could hear janine in the background bier? boier? bier? sheasked ich bin alien.....shesaid sadly before pushing her girlfriend out of the door who was in themiddle of earing money because of her wooden leg like the sun













ichhiesse janine said the foriegner i want pizza said a fat man fromtheback room well you can't have any you lknow what happendlast time don'tyou delia? no i don#'t but i do knowwhen i was here in the first place wwas to getme some tail. this caught jacks attention whith the german woman gone in a burst of flames and oreos he flauterd over to the lady wich turned out to be a fucking squirrel sheleaptonhis genetils and bite themlike afucking motherbitch it hurt and itwas ugly
but he said nothing like a soldier and just showed sadnessin his eyes he could hear janine in the background bier? boier? bier? sheasked ich bin alien.....shesaid sadly before pushing her girlfriend out of the door who was in themiddle of earing money because of her wooden leg like the sun


jack and the title opening

jack thought this was the end of his story and he only had 100 characters left now less so he sat on the top of a hill and look at the sun go down while still now 800characters he heard the bar still going string and thought if he could justlearn to be homelesspeople would feel bad for him and like him

ichhiesse janine said the foriegner i want pizza said a fat man fromtheback room well you can't have any you lknow what happendlast time don'tyou delia? no i don#'t but i do knowwhen i was here in the first place wwas to getme some tail. this caught jacks attention whith the german woman gone in a burst of flames and oreos he flauterd over to the lady wich turned out to be a fucking squirrel sheleaptonhis genetils and bite themlike afucking motherbitch it hurt and itwas ugly
but he said nothing like a soldier and just showed sadnessin his eyes he could hear janine in the background bier? boier? bier? sheasked ich bin alien.....shesaid sadly before pushing her girlfriend out of the door who was in themiddle of earing money because of her wooden leg like the sun


never ever erver serve tune on a wednesday

later that night his dead fatherappeared to himandtold him where he can go like the comments will tell me.
and then jack justthought what ami?why arewewasting timewritingporn? whenwe canbeliving it????and with that jack pulled on his cape and grabbed hisegyption and flew offf into the night sky to look for a friend.
9 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-11-19 11:59:07
@spammer below me: you idiot, you are supposed to copy and paste on five *different* stories, so as to irritate the maximum number of people, not copy and paste five times on the same story :) Anyway, on to the story, I don't think surrealism really works for porn. One of the basic requirements is for it to be comprehensible. For what it is though the 'story' is so utterly bad that the normal rules have stopped applying, and it's come out the other side to 'rather fascinating'. I quite like it tbh.

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-23 21:35:21
XdhIBx Looking forward to reading more. Great article.Really looking forward to read more.

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-13 11:48:43
GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home GIRLwhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the ............night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you for revenge of when she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-13 11:48:41
GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home GIRLwhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the ............night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you for revenge of when she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-13 11:48:38
GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home GIRLwhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the ............night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you for revenge of when she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you

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