A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass."
The doctors says "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".
"Fuck me" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?"
The patient replies "I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
The patient replies "He fingered me first".